Nice Little Trip Down Memory Lane: Chad Ochocinco And TO Hopped On IG Live To Discuss The Time They Had A 12-Hour Orgy With 17 Women

See this is the difference between a star pro athlete and the regular person. Not the freak athleticism. Not the money. Not the fame. It's the fact when they go down memory lane it could include a 'lil orgy' with 17 women in the Dominican Republic. For us regular people trips down memory lane may include like high school sports or a party in college. Maybe the one time your idiot friend got a little too wasted at a bar and did something stupid. But for TO and Ochocinco they are orgy guys. No other way to put it. 

Look at how happy they are to remember the glory days. They are smiling and cackling. It's how I know I'm not cut out for orgy life. It's like the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry and George come up with the plan to switch roommates and Jerry throws out the ménage à trois and it's accepted. He talks about how he can't be that guy, he's gotta change his whole life if he goes through with it. Put me (and you) right there with Jerry. 

I respect the honesty from both here though. Fantastic storytelling, especially when TO admits he had to tap out after 2 or 3. That's an honest man and one that I can respect. That said, the funniest part is Ochocinco saying you don't end sex on an even number. Basically the same as not leaving the court before you make the last shot. Never end on a miss, never end sex on an even number. 

I have no idea how they even got on this topic but nothing like chopping it up with your pals for the entire Internet to see.