Brittany Mahomes (And Her Husband) Are In A SKIMS Holiday Ad And I'm Just Wondering How Taylor Swift Feels About This

HMMMMM. INTERESTING. Before we freak the fuck out, let me remind you, I am very pro SKIMS. The brand is good. I know that Kim Kardashian can be the devil and that most of us have damned her to hell because of her past actions with ex husband Kanye West towards Taylor Swift (we forgive we forget but we never let it go), but SKIMS breaks through those barriers for me. All of the clothes make me look hot. For that reason, I'm not going to be too hard on Brittany for this one.

When SWIFTIE DAVE finds this out? Brittany and Patrick Mahomes better watch the fuck out. This is essentially fraternizing with the enemy - Brittany can't be seen on Taylor's arm on a Saturday, then cozying up with Kim Kardashian the following Thursday! Does this mean there could possibly be some kind of olive branch being extended between all of these empires? We already know that SKIMS is the new official underwear of the NFL, so at least seeing Patrick in some perfectly fitting briefs was on the horizon...but NEW BESTIE BRITTANY? Man oh man. If I'm Brittany, I obviously don't turn down this ad/pay day. I'm wondering when it was shot honestly...could it have been before her newfound friendship with Taylor? Did she let her know ahead of time she was in bed with Kim for this holiday shoot? Is...is there a world where we see TAYLOR SWIFT IN SKIMS? At this point in time, I can't predict the future anymore. Taylor has made a million different moves in directions I wouldn't have expected, and while this could be completely insignificant to her and not even on her radar AT ALL, it could also be the first building block to a potential relationship with Kim. If Patrick is wearing SKIMS, could Travis be next? Lots to think about.