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Anything For Good Juju: Arthur Smith Shaved His Mustache At 3:45am Because He Thinks It'll Help The Falcons Stop Turning The Ball Over

Now, I know I'm not an NFL coach but I don't think this is gonna work. If you want a turnover cleanse I'd simply not have Desmond Ridder or Taylor Heinicke as my quarterback. That's probably step 1. Step 2 would be giving Bijan Robinson the ball more. I mean why take him as high as you did if you're not going to use him a ton? That's the whole point of having a running back early. You use them as much as possible and then don't re-sign them or give them little money. NFL 101 right there, Arthur. 

All this does is tell me Arthur Smith won't make it as an NFL head coach. I mean, not exactly crazy with that statement, we've all watched the Falcons this year. But if he's talking about being bald and that being a sign of concern? You gotta do whatever it takes to win my man. Plus being bald is pretty awesome. You don't have to worry about how your hair looks all the time, you can wear a hat and not worry about how the hair looks after removing said hat. It's freeing. Stop making fun of bald people. There are millions of us that don't mind it one bit, even if I do miss going to get my haircut. 

And look at Arthur Smith. He's already second guessing the shaved mustache. That's the sign of a guy who doesn't know what to do. You have to commit to the bit one way or the other. You don't see Dan Campbell shaving his mustache or wavering on the decision. Mike McCarthy? That's a man who probably would shave half his head and then walk out. You also gotta be a little crazy to shave that thing at 3:45 in the morning. I don't care how much of a night owl you are, you're a little sleepy at that time. Good chance for not a clean shave or some blood.