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There Was No Shot Texas Would Lose That Game After Matthew McConaughey's Pregame Speech

I know Texas basically blew that game and relied on Kansas State's kicker blowing chances to win the game: 

But come on, there was no shot they'd lose that game after Matthew McConaughey told them to send Kansas State back on to Kansas. On his birthday too! This should almost be an NCAA investigation to illegal benefits. I don't know how people get busted for extra benefits in 2023, but this is one of them. Not to mention you had Ricky Williams there? 

Just a dominant duo of coolness. It's the only way to explain the two of them, especially if you're old enough to remember watching Ricky at Texas. Dude was so fucking good. But this is about McConaughey. I know he's always around Texas as their minister of culture, but you're telling me this wasn't the reason Kansas State choked the game away late? Texas tried to lose that game and it didn't matter. Hell at this point if you're Sark, bring McConaughey to every game. 

Still need to see him whip out the burnt orange suit again 

PS: Yes, I learned from Billy Football to wait until after the fact to make a definitive statement. That's blogging 101.