Jason Segel Threw A Surprise Performance Of His Dracula Musical From "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" And It Fucking Ruled

Instant Review:

Sorry for the crass gif to kickoff the blog, on Halloween no less! But seeing that masterpiece finally make it's way to a stage was as beautiful as it was overdue. 

I cannot fathom what it must've been like to sit in your seat then seeing Jason Segel shockingly whip out his Big D, commonly referred to as Dracula by the layman, and watch perform some bangers from what I imagine is the best musical this side of (insert current best musical here since the newest ones I know are Wicked, Hamilton, and Book of Mormon).

Again, sorry for the explicit start to this blog, but my social feeds have been clogged with sexy costumes for the last 72 hours.

Anyway now that I think about it, it is downright offensive that Dracula's Lament has only been seen in one of the last great comedies that somehow came out 15 years ago (Sidenote: Fuuuuuuck me) and one quick appearance on the Late Late Show.

There are so many Hollywood big swinging dicks in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" with either a shitload of money, big time comedic chops, and/or juice in the entertainment world that knew of a Dracula musical before the rest of the world and chose not to turn it into an instant Tony winner. 

I'm not sure why it hasn't happened yet, but apparently Jason Segel has a full show written, so now we just need the internet to make this story go viral enough that this show can be brought to Broadway ASAmotherfuckingP with a full puppet cast and the entire band dressed in vampire gear.

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P.S. Peter stopping his smokeshow ex-girlfriend from giving him a blowjob because he loves Rachel is one of the most heroic scenes in movie history up there with John McClane saving his wife in Die Hard, John McClane saving the worldwide economy in Die Hard 3, and Harry Stamper saving the world in Armageddon. Pretty much what I'm trying to say is this was a Bruce Willis level move from Jason Segel that I somehow still believed, which is the nicest thing I could say about an actor and his character.

P.P.S. Marshall Eriksen remains the GOAT all these years later even if his wife and best friend suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.