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"I Ain't Gotta Tell Nobody Where I Put My Wood At!" Dwight Howard Responds To Sexual Assault Allegations After Encounter With Another Man

Source - Former NBA center Dwight Howard has denied sexual assault and battery allegations stemming from a July 2021 incident at his Georgia residence with a man named Stephen Harper, according to a civil lawsuit obtained by The Post.

An attorney for Howard, who currently plays in the Taiwanese pro basketball league, said his client is looking forward to “presenting the truth” in court.

“What was a private consensual encounter was made public for profit and Mr. Howard looks forward to bringing the truth to light in a court of law,” an attorney for Howard, Justin Bailey, told ESPN. “The allegations against Mr. Howard are contested. Mr. Howard intends to present the truth…

Per the court documents, Howard said he engaged in “consensual sexual activity” with Harper, but denied causing any injury to Harper while they were at Howard’s home in July 2021.

Hell yeah. You know what we should do? A trial by media. We should assume he's guilty before innocent then make a HUGE deal about the fact that his accuser is a man. Because that's the real story. Not the fact that he's being accused of sexual assault, it's the fact that it happened with a man. 

It appears as though Dwight addressed the allegations on social...

If you didn't watch that whole thing it's basically him telling everyone to mind their fucking business. He didn't deny meeting up with the guy, buy he did deny the allegations of "intentional infliction of emotional distress” and “false imprisonment.”

It also appears that these two have some herstory...

In a separate incident report obtained by ESPN, Harper went to the Gwinnett County Police Department in July 2022 — a year after the alleged incident — but no charges were filed.

“This report was made following Mr. Harper being blocked on social media and after the first demand for payment was rejected,” Bailey told the outlet.

So yeah. I think we all understand what's going on here. I'm not going to write it because if I do and I'm wrong I'll look like an asshole, but it's pretty obvious. Also Dwight saying, "I ain't gotta tell nobody where I put my wood at" is objectively hilarious. And you're right, Dwight, you don't but if you did it would probably be a very good thing for a lot of people. The cat's outta the bag, dude. If anything else notable happens with this story I'll blog it, but I think it's pretty much over. Thanks for reading.