Advertisement

The Chargers Fan From Monday Night's Cowboys Game Had To Be An NFL Plant

Last night the Monday Night Football cameras kept showing this woman on screen and I know this is way out there, but I feel like this woman is a NPC. Like legit one of the fans in a Madden video game. 

What is my evidence for this? Well, the Chargers just moved to LA, and the running joke is that Chargers fans don't actually exist. The Chargers-Rams game was a monocity game, and the joke was there were 0 fans there because the real ones were all back in St. Louis and San Diego. LA has never really embraced pro football for some reason, but now has 2 teams. 

Another reason is her jersey is brand new. I don't know about you, but if you are cheering like that, you have to have been a fan for longer than a year. But that jersey is the new one from this year. It also looks like the super damn expensive one too. 

Finally, she yells "Get Him" while her team is on offense. Who is cheering to get a man while their team is on offense? Unless she is keying in on Micah Parsons and stopping him. 

LA is also the actor capital of the world. Imagine if you had just moved your NFL team to LA and noticed you couldn't get many passionate fans on the big screen especially when you are on primetime. LA has tons of actors you could definitely pay to cheer for your time, like North Koreans mourning Kim Jong-il.

(Nate and Hubbs this joke may be taken the wrong way your call whether to keep it in.)

It's just that nobody has ever rooted that hard for the Chargers this hard since they left San Diego and Boltman. Also, there is a large chance that she is an out-of-work actor like many people in LA. She could very easily be trying to method act for a role. 

LA is weird, man. One time I was at a bar and every single person working in there was an "Up and coming" actor and I cracked a joke about Scientology then one of them just started talking about how they have some valid points. The most convincing point there is something weird going on is its LA. No one is honest in LA. It's a weird town.