Under No Circumstances Is It Ever Acceptable For Someone To Run In A Thong

Got this sent to me in of all places... my family group chat. My dad was driving in Brooklyn and absolutely WOW'ed us with this one. What a scene. I'm trying to justify at any point running in a man thong (it could be a jock strap but at this point what's the difference) and even if you consider all the factors in play ... 120 degree heat, to win a bet, or because you like how it feels and I cannot in any of those situations justify getting out of your house and deciding it's ok to go run in a thong.In no world is that okay. NONE. The only one I could maybe consider is God Forbid, you slept in a thong and needed to run out of your house because there was a fire. In no normal situation should anyone EVER go for a run in a thong.You look like an asshole and you want people to talk about you. Congrats moron ... it worked.

Final thought ... it's raining. Didn't he worry about catching a cold? There's a sure fire way to find out if indeed he got cold and I ain't going to check for confirmation, that's for damn sure.