Phillies Absolutely EMASCULATE The Braves At The Bank To Take A Dominating 2-1 Series Lead

My GOD that was an absolute spanking. A pure emasculation on the diamond. One of the most dominating big game performances in Phillies history for sure. Ha-Ha Atta' Boys all around, and it started with the Phillies longest tenured player...

King Aaron Nola will be pitching in a Phillies uniform again as he fulfills his legacy game. 5.2 innings, 1 run, 9(!!!) K's, and one helluva model american.

Now, keep in mind the Atlanta Braves, the most prolific offense in MLB history, tied the record for the most HR's in a regular season. 

Neat. 

The Phillies tied the record for most HR's in a postseason game vs said Braves, you know, when it matters.  

Neatest.  

Check the obits as Castellanos started it off with a deep drive to left...TWICE! NICKY TWO BOMBS GONNA GET THE PAPERS GET THE PAPERS!!!

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Marshy and Turner doing the damn dingers.

And then you've got the man. The myth. The legend. The GOD. Bryce. Fucking. Harper. 

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There are two things you shouldn't do in life: 1) Never rub another man's rhubarb and B) Never, EVER poke the playoff bear that is Bryce Harper. 

Don't get cocky. We've got a fresh Ranger and fresher bullpen ready to cook at the freshest ballpark in all the land. 1 more this series, 9 more to go, Topper. Finish the Braves tomorrow and let's go and win the whole damn thing. Ring The Bell, dammit. RING IT.