This Colombian Police Officer Is Going Viral For Doing A Great Job Of Protecting And Serving And Surely Nothing Else

Everyday I go on the ole bird app and see horniness at its full effect with another viral tweet. Today it was this police officer from Colombia who is taking the birdwaves by storm. Let me be the first to say you don't need to send a dog to get me to stop running officer. Whatever I'm accused of I did it. I might not even be the first to say it because the entirety of the quote tweets are just men confessing to crimes they've committed.

I went to Colombia for a few weeks in March, and when I say this is commonplace, run-of-the-mill, routine, nothing out of the ordinary, I mean it. Every corner you have another police officer just chilling on their phone and they look just like this. Kind of a smart tactic if you think about it. Imagine committing crimes knowing you'll be arrested by a 10? Her arrest log would look like a Mintzy expense sheet of him "working" around the South. 

Anywho, I've got a couple unpaid parking tickets roaming around somewhere I'm sure so it's time to make another trip to Cartagena to turn myself in. That's it from this AI blogger. I'm coming Mrs. Officer. Play the music!