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Good News For Cowboys Fans: Micah Parsons Doesn't Believe In Scoreboards Or Anything Else That Happens On The Field

You know what? Micah is right. 42-10 is too close of a score for this: 

This is good news for Cowboys fans though. This just prevents the inevitable choke job and failure that the Cowboys have every year. If your star player doesn't believe in scoreboards neither should you. Just declare yourself the winner in the playoffs and show up for the next round. Let Micah stand up front and tell officials they actually are the same team who they lost to and they can't prove a pesky score. They are the same caliber! 

Even funnier for Parsons to say that when Dak is saying this: 

Meanwhile the 49ers are just laughing about it all

Just fix some things and that 32 point loss is nothing. I actually admire the self-confidence. Who cares about facts or stats or scores when you can just say whatever you want.