Lighten the Fuck Up! During a Bank Robbery an Innocent Bystander Was Caught in the Crossfire...

During a bank robbery, a woman three months pregnant was caught in the crossfire and shot in the belly three times…

She was taken to the hospital, where the surgeon determined she'd be okay and that her triplets were very lucky and they were okay, too. Each triplet took a bullet, but the surgeon left the bullets in because removing them was too risky…

Six months later, the woman gave birth to three healthy babies, two girls and a boy. 

Shortly after the triplets turned 15, one of the girls ran up to her mother horrified, "Mum, I was peeing, and I heard a clinking sound, and when I looked down, there was a bullet in the bottom of the toilet!" Her mother told her the story about the bank robbery…

A few days later, the other daughter ran up to her mother terrified, "Mum, I was peeing, and I heard a clinking sound, and when I looked down, there was a bullet in the bottom of the toilet!" So, she told her the story about the bank robbery…

Three weeks later, her son approached slowly, head down, but before he could say a word, she interrupted, "Let me guess… You were peeing, and you heard a clinking sound, and when you looked down, there was a bullet in the bottom of the toilet…"

"Nope," he replied. "I was masturbating and I accidentally shot the fuckin' dog…"   

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #206! 

Just in case you missed the last one…