Lighten the Fuck Up! She Wanted to Poison Her Husband and Make it Look Like He Died of Natural Causes...

One morning, a crazy blonde woman stormed into a pharmacy and approached the pharmacist, “I’d like to buy some poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes…”

The pharmacist was shocked, “Ma’am, there's a Code of Ethics in the pharmaceutical industry, and not only can I not do that for you, I have a professional obligation to call the police and report you!”

That's when the woman took something out of her pocket and handed it to him. He looked at it and saw that it was a picture of her husband having sex with his wife…

The pharmacist nodded his approval, “Oh, you should've told me you had a prescription!”                                                                                                  

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #195!

Just in case you missed the last one…