What The Fuck is Boy Math?..Because I Think I'm Guilty Of It

So boy, math was trending, and I went down the rabbit hole to figure out what the hell it meant. I was originally hoping it was going to be something like Boy Dinner, which was a dope trend focused on utilitarian dieting and not eating vegetables. 

It even inspired a trend of eating chicken wings for an entire week. 

So when this boy math started popping off I thought it was going to be something similarly cool. Like positive bros doing math that only other bros understand. Like Boy Math is wearing socks until you work out with them on. 

But turns out it's just women shitting on deadbeat dudes. Especially pitbull-owning bros for some reason.

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I was not expecting how viral some of these were going to go but apparently this is Boy Math to a lot of people.

This is also kinda of dad math on buying a fake Christmas tree. 

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I was hoping boy math would be more creative ways to do math, like 

Or like other guys being dudes like 

Boy Math is telling your doctor you have ten (10) drinks a week when you really have thirty (30)

Well another day on the internet.