Alex Cooper Took Time While Doing Her Eyebrows To Remind The Whole World That Noah Syndergaard Is About To Be Out Of Baseball Because He Stinks

Noah Syndergaard's career is swirling down the drain at a rapid pace. Dude went from being one of the most electric pitchers in the game to having nothing in the blink of an eye. Forget his Mets days, just a year ago he made a start in the World Series for the Phillies. Now he's here… 

Well, to make matters worse his ex-girlfriend and my former co-worker Alex Cooper decided to take a clean shot at him during her recent CHD episode with Alix Earle. 

Syndergaard scrolling the internet just minding his own business until he hears this

Ruthless. Cooper just going about her day getting herself ready to go out and in a quick ten second clip while doing her eyebrows she buries Thor. Probably didn't even realize she said anything because it came out so casually. 

One second you're on top of the world, throwing a billon miles an hour, and on the precipice of earning yourself hundreds of millions dollars. You're dating someone like Cooper and having her fingers shoved down your throat at MSG.  

Next thing you know injuries derail your career, the light at the end of tunnel is nice and bright, and your ex who was shoving her fingers down your throat? Well, she's made more money than you in three years as a podcaster than you did your entire career. And now she's throwing cheap shots at you while doing her eyebrows for millions to see. 

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This is exactly why I didn't become an MLB pitcher. The only reason in fact. The tens of millions of dollars and the moments on the mound aren't worth it for that kind of fall from grace. Smut blogger>MLB pitcher