Note To Self: Don't Ever Cheat On Shakira Because She Will Bring Out Every Skeleton In Your Closet To Let The World Know About It
On one hand I really want to applaud Shakira for showing no mercy. She will waste no moment to remind the world that Pique allegedly cheated on her. I mean, look at some of this:
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We're talking diss tracks, curses and now a diss video featuing the nurse who was apparently fired by Pique after she found out he was cheating. That's ruthless. That's someone who won't stop. It doesn't matter, she's like Kevin Durant on Twitter.
Then on the other hand, it's like get over it. You're Shakira! You have hips that quite literally don't lie, you even made a song about them. You've been linked to Jimmy Butler and Lewis Hamilton. You likely made Tom Cruise cry. You can find someone else pretty easily. You walk up and say hey I'm Shakira. That would convince me at least. If that doesn't work, try dancing. Just a reminder this is Shakira dancing:
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But bringing in the nanny for a song about being The Boss - which also is a nickname Pique's friends gave her - is diabolical. That's next level to let the world know there's no relaxing with Shakira. She's going to bring up Pique any chance she can. I know she got cheated on, but again, YOU'RE SHAKIRA. You performed at the Super Bowl and gave us an ass shaking contest against JLo. You don't need to keep doing this.
A+ move though. If you're going to keep bringing up the cheating, you gotta commit to the bit. Shakira has committed.
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