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Video: Colorado Congresswoman Gets Kicked Out Of Theater For (allegedly) Jerking Off Her Date In His Seat

Source - Congresswoman Lauren Boebert and a male companion were booted from a Colorado theater after allegedly acting up during a performance of the touring Broadway musical, "Beetlejuice."

Boebert (R-CO) and the guy she was with got into it with workers at Denver's Buell Theater Sunday night after patrons complained they were "causing a disturbance," according to an incident report obtained by the Denver Post.

The Video: 

The report does not name Boebert or her sidekick, but her rep later confirmed the incident ... and video captured it.

The two were "vaping, singing," and "recording the performance," which violates the theater's code of conduct, according to the report. An usher asked them to leave and threatened to call Denver PD after they refused to go. Surveillance footage, with no sound, shows Boebert and her friend sitting next to each other during the play and exchanging words with theater staff.

After about a minute, security guards escort the pair out of the theater and through the halls of the venue.

Let me just say this, there is nothing political about a good old fashioned handjob. In fact, some would say it's a right of passage. One that often takes place during middle school in or around a movie theater. Having said that, those experiences should be few and far between and never take place outside of the realm of adolescent experimentation. Which is why DOING IT AS AN ADULT IN A CROWDED THEATER is so insane. I mean how drunk do you think they had to be? The entire thing is just so bizarre. She's dressed like she's going to the met for an off-broadway production of Beetlejuice in downtown Denver. Flashing her camera, bouncing up and down in her seat, letting her companion play with her tits. I'd love to either A) see their bar tab or B) have them committed to a mental institution. 

Apparently the guy she was with owns a drag bar too, which she hates...

Just goes to show how nuts all these political crazies are. Then again, maybe if more people were getting windies less people would be screaming in each other's faces. Food for thought. 

Here's what her rep had to say on the situation…

The report  stated … during the first intermission, a public service announcement encouraged all patrons to follow the rules of conduct, which happened before Boebert's dustup.

Boebert's rep responded to the Denver Post, denying the congresswoman was vaping during the show, but confirming she snapped some photos unaware she was running afoul of theater policy.

The rep added Boebert is "indeed a supporter of the performing arts (gasp!) and, to the dismay of a select few, enthusiastically enjoyed a weekend performance of ‘Beetlejuice.'

Imagine having to defend your boss like that? Talk about a brutal job. Anyway, that's it for this one. Thanks for reading.