It's Actually Impressive How Much Joe Burrow And The Bengals Offense Sucks Immediately After He Became The Highest Paid Player In NFL History

There's no other way to put it. Joe Burrow and the Bengals offense fucking stink this year. I know it's just two games, but this was supposed to be a Super Bowl contender, an offense that looked awesome, all that. Instead they are 0-2 in the division and 0-2 to start the year. I guess haircuts don't work? 

Hey, any time you can go 27 for 41 and a massive 222 yards, you have to do it. I don't even have anything against Burrow, but the Bengals fanbase is up there in terms of annoying. They just think the NFL is out to get them. They get screwed all the time. They think it's them against the world when they have one of the most beloved groups playing out there. If you don't like an AFC North team, the Chiefs or Bills you probably like Burrow, Chase, Higgins and crew. Okay, maybe not Joe Mixon. I'd understand that one. 

Yeah, yeah, he missed preseason with that injury and all that. But we're now 2 weeks in. You're either still hurt and this is who you are all year or you're off to a slow start because you're sucking wind. 

You pick, Bengals fans. Think I know the answer based on all the booing: 

Hey at least he got paid! 

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Bengals fans got to have that moment during the Chiefs loss against the Lions, which was hilarious. I'll give credit to them for waiting to announce that right as the game kicked off. Now poor Burrow is getting buried all over Twitter for getting paid and turning into Chandler Parsons. A move that any bag chaser can respect. I'm not saying Burrow is Chandler Parsons by any means, but I respect the move to troll that way by people. The fact is we're 2 games in and they look awful. You can't spin that. 

Only one move for Burrow now. Shave the head to save the season.