'Don't Watch Fucking YouTube' - Tiger Woods, Cracking The Code And Giving Us The Secret On How To Be An Elite Golfer

You're telling me for the last 25 years I've played golf or so, this is all I've ever had to do? Not watch YouTube for swing tips? Just go hit the ball? Well fuck, now it's time to break 90 on a regular basis. No more playing my 'fade' (slice). No more hitting one chip short before blading the shit out of the second one. Tiger just cracked the code for me and that's all that matters. I mean, it's Tiger. If he's telling you how to be a better golfer, you gotta listen. He's the best ever golfer for a reason. 

Plus, he can do this which just looks cool as shit

Goddamnit he's the best. Dude looks good too! Sure, I might be jealous that he can go out there, swing one handed and hit perfect chips while I battle just to keep something on the green. Not jealous at all. But no more YouTube. Not after hearing Tiger Woods say don't watch it and you'll become a good golfer. That and hit a bunch of balls. Problem solved.