Introducing "Buns And Basketball"

Let's talk about a new sports league that may not be sweeping the nation but seems to be doing fairly well locally in certain sections of the Bronx and Newark.

It's called the Buns And Basketball League and the name itself is sufficiently descriptive… The league is made up of thick girls playing hoops while their asses hang out of thongs.

Even if you're not a basketball fan, there seems to be something for everyone at the BNB events… The concession stand is on point, the DJ is spinning all the right club bangers, and there is an extraordinary amount of fan participation that can make you feel like you're in the game…

The rosters are chock-full of talented athletes who are taking time away from their real jobs as "public figures" to get a couple of runs in with some of their closest friends.

For example, here's Daphne Thickass…

Another case in point is Thicky Minaj…

Both Daphne and Thicky could be spending their time pumping out more OnlyFans content for guys like Glenny, but instead, they are carving out slots in their schedule to give "back" to the community AND to act as role models for young girls looking to make a quick buck with no discernable skills. 

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I cannot tell if the season is over, and I cant really tell how long they've existed, but I urge you to follow Buns And Basketball on social media to see if they are coming to a town near you, and let's applaud these ladies for (unlike the WNBA) finally creating a female hoops league that can sell tickets…

Take a report.

-Large