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Brilliant Idea: Dak Prescott Was Knocked Out And Sedated For 11 HOURS To Have A Tattoo Done, Which Is Something People Should Do Way More Often

#Cowboys QB Dak Prescott was knocked out and put under sedation for 11 hours while he got a leg tattoo, via 

@ClarenceHillJr

"The massive tattoo also features Daffy Duck doing Dak’s signature touchdown celebration, the Dallas’ skyline and a sign from the Pine Creek Estates mobile home park in Louisiana where Prescott grew up" "There are images of a Black Mamba for Kobe Bryant, a Jumpman logo for Michael Jordan and a picture of Muhammad Ali." 

This rules. As a man who spent a solid decade of his life dedicated to sedating himself via street drugs, I'm all about getting knocked the fuck out the pass the time. 

I was thinking about this exact type of thing last week after I got a colonoscopy. When I went in, they took me to a room, had me throw on a hospital gown, and told me to lay on a bed. 10 minutes later, the Anesthesiologist walked in and handed me what looked like a shot glass of thick liquid. He said, "swish this around your mouth, gargle it for a second, then swallow." Then he wheeled me down the hall. As soon as I pulled into the operating room it was lights out. All of the sudden I'm back in the room I started in, but it was 2 hours later.

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T WE DOING THAT MORE OFTEN?!?! It was so easy. There wasn't an injection, or a mask, or anything. I just took a shot of gross liquid, which didn't taste any better or worse than a shot of dark liquor, and all of the sudden it was over. They were all up in my ass and I was none the wiser. 

You're telling me I can't keep a milk jug full of anesthesia juice next to my bad and take a shot every night around 11pm? Do you know how hard of a time I have sleeping? I have 4 god damn pets. They wake me up several times a night. But not if I had a glass of knockout juice.

Now you're probably thinking, "John anesthesia is incredibly dangerous and you need a legitamite doctor to monitor your vital signs for the duration of your sleep." But that's a losers mentality, and frankly kind of cowardly. I'm sure we have the technology to make a safe-ish street version of anesthesia that I can use for myself. Except... ok hold up..

Never mind. Scratch everything I just said. I'm pretty sure I just invented roofies. I did not think of the other possible repercussions of that drug. Fuck that would be so bad. Never mind guys. I disavow my last 2 paragraphs. I'm just gonna delete that whole part.

For a tattoo this is a fantastic idea. Getting a sleeve tattoo takes forever, and it's painful. I'm sure Dak Prescott paid a pretty penny to have an Anesthesiologist in the room for the duration of his tattooing, but if you can afford that it's a no brainer. No going back to the tattoo parlor multiple times to endure several painful sessions. Just knock me the fuck out and permanently scar my body with ink. 

And if we can do it for tattoos, there's no reason the same service shouldn't be available for long distance travel (i.e. Trent's idea)