My NFL Predictions For The 2023 Season

This is the corrected version. Upon me stepping down from the title of VP of Football Operations today I was mystified. How could this have happened again? I doublechecked every cell. Looked for an extra space or a typo. Nothing. Went by line by line in the NFL schedule. Where did this go awry?

Five randomly games 'not yet scheduled' in Week 15. I honestly do not remember what website I pulled the schedule from. But upon inputting it into my Excel document, those games were never included. 

This is a crime of the upmost importance to me, but I know some people actually care about the record predictions, so here they are (above)

My biggest surprises are: 

- The Bills not making the playoffs despite a winning record

- The Commanders not only making the playoffs, but winning a round

- The Packers winning the NFC North

- Three teams from the AFC North making the playoffs and all teams having a winning record in that division

- The Jets winning the Super Bowl

How will it all play out remains to be seen, but we do have one out. If the Jets win the Super Bowl, I will be reinstated as VP of Football Operations. And as a guy with a 30:1 future on the Jets to win it all, I'm somehow even more invested in their success.

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So all I've got to say is 

J-E-T-S

JETS

JETS

JETS

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