Credit Jana Hocking, An Expert, For The Most Logical Advice The Internet Has Ever Seen - Women Should Date Short, Bald Men

Reags8/31/2023 8:50 PM

[Source] - In terms of height, it seems anyone under six feet tall won’t get a right swipe. And I genuinely feel for them. As someone who is five-foot-three, I can quite happily go out with any guy and they will still be taller than me. Heck, even Kevin Hart comes in an extra inch taller then me. But I will admit I’ve been picky in the past when it comes to height. For shame!
And then we’ve all seen those men on the dating apps who are wearing a hat in every shot, safe to assume they’re bald. Some of them will occasionally throw a shot in at the very end showing off their shiny top – and to them I say bravo! Embrace that Jason Stratham sexiness.
Just last year I fell for a hairless man and trust me when I say, his lack of hair was certainly made up for in other places.

Ya hear that? It's not just the summer of George, it's the year of George. I can't say I'm up to date on who Jana Hocking is exactly, but she makes sense here. She makes more than sense, it's the most logical, smartest thing the Internet has ever seen. Women should date short, bald men. You see this? This is handsome:

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Now, you may say I'm endorsing this as a 5'9" bald guy. I want to remind you that 5'9" is average height. I'm just trying to help out those less fortunate than this blogger and others alike. Sure, you have the Tom Holland's of the world, who get to date Zendaya, but the man isn't bald.

Randy Holmes. Getty Images.

Fuck, that's a good set of hair. But this is about the rest of us who have to make a decision. The decision when you look at yourself in the mirror, try everything and realize that bald spot ain't going away. My advice is simple, don't wait. Embrace the bald - or be rich enough to get transplants. But for the rest of us, embrace the razor. It's fine. It's just a head.

And trust me. You know when it's time to come home. Bald is better than balding. A line I heard way too many times that it stuck with me. Just pull the razor. It's the most freeing feeling in the world.

And good for Jana Hocking to put it out there. Too often we hear 'oh you're not 6-feet tall.' Yeah, there's not much we can do about it! You don't think I want to be 6-feet tall? I'd throw a can at someone to be 6-feet tall. Instead we teeter on the line of average. We need more people like Jana Hocking, not afraid to admit the truth. Short, bald men are the best in the world.