Aaron Rodgers Punking Bitches And Throwin Touchdowns: Hard Knocks Episode 4

Aaron Rodgers was teaching all the youngins a lesson on Hard Knocks last night. Jihad Ward was being disrespectful so Aaron Rodgers hit him with the "Who the fuck are you?" card and made the guy babble about how he didn't know Aaron Rodgers.

His ass has been in the league for 8 years, and he has even played against Rodgers on Green Bay before. 

Rodgers then did something that overcomes all trash-talking and just threw a goddamn sweet baby Jesus from heaven above delivered by an immaculate stork into Garett Wilson's bread basket.

This team is too goddamn exciting, man, and this season's opener vs the Bills cannot come faster. The hype for this team cannot be higher. 

Who would have thought that a major free agent would think the Jets would be his best landing spot for a Superbowl? Not in my lifetime! Hard Knocks then made an amazing tribute to the state of New Jersey with a Saleh x Sopranos intro collaboration that set the tone for the season. 

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The Jets are putting out hits in state, and crossing state lines risking federal crimes to cap their opponents.