Bryce Harper Is Back To Murdering Baseballs And We Are All Not Worthy

That ball has rights and Bryce Harper just violated them all. 111.9 mph. 429 ft. 29 degree launch angle. And still not a HR in San Fran??? Talk about a real life human rights violation. If you hit a baseball literally almost a 10th of a mile it should probably count as a home run in this lifetime and the next. 

Regardless, Bryce Harper's power is officially back and is Golden Showering every baseball that attempts to come thru his wheelhouse. The UCL recovery kept him to only 5 home runs in May/June/July. 

Bryce Harper has 8 dingers in August alone. 

That's now 4 straight wins for the 73-58 WC leading by Fightins. Everything is clicking at the right time. Wheeler/Nola are back on their Ace shit. The rest of the starters and the bullpen have been borderline dominant. They've hit a franchise record 51 home runs in a month (with a few days in August left to spare). And their offense has overall been beyond productive with and without the long ball. 

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Oh, and with 2 home runs last evening, Trea Turner continues his resurgence as the best overall SS in The Show. 

THE FIGHTINS ARE READY FOR RED OCTOBER RING THE DAMN BELL AND BUY A DOGGONE SHIRT!!!