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We Finally Have Video Of The Man The Hot Airplane Freak Out Lady, Tiffany Gomas, Accused Of Being A Shapeshifter, And I'm Even More On Her Side Now

Arite, listen, by now this story has been beaten into the ground harder than Barstool bloggers use of the word "absolutely", "rocket", or "preposterous". 

But it wouldn't be a textbook Friday news dump if police bodycam footage was leaked of the *alleged* shapeshifter that Tiffany Gomas claimed to have been seated near on the plane before she freaked out and demanded to get off.

And you know what? After seeing this, I believe it.

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I'm not saying this guy isn't a lizard person, reptilian, or straight-up alien

But I'm also not not saying it either.

That guy looks and sounds like every non-union general contractor in Chicago. You couldn't trust this guy as far as you could throw him nevermind sit next to him on a flight.

And also, look at this face. 

Does that look the face of crazy to you? 

Does this?

Yeah, didn't think so.

That's as girl-next-door, sweet as apple pie, American sweetheart as it gets. 

This guy had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

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The more facts come out about this whole incident the more sane and more hot Tiffany appears.