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The Fact That This Smokeshow Was Thrown Out Of A Mall For Having Too Much Cleavage Makes Me Question Everything I Know About Malls

NY Post- 

Another day, another influencer dress-coded over scant couture: This time, Brazilian influencer Jaiane Lima claims she was ejected from a shopping center for wearing “inappropriate” attire.

“Yesterday I went to a mall, and I was humiliated,” the buxom bombshell griped in a post to her 479,000 followers on Instagram, where she frequently uploads pics of herself in dental floss bikinis and other skimpy outfits that show off her ample breasts.

“I know my breasts are big and stand out, but I love them,” she told Jam Press.

The social media sensation said she had chosen to wear a cleavage-flaunting top (seen in the clip) because the temperature had soared to 86 degrees, she claimed.

Either way, she found her clothing fairly innocuous. “The video was filmed on the escalator and you can see it was nothing too much,” Lima declared. “It was filmed from the front.”

Nonetheless, the Brazilian said she managed to film only one video before getting flagged by the fashion police.

She added, “The security guard’s words were, as follows, ‘As soon as you arrived in those clothes, I was watching you.”

The couture cop and two pals then took Lima to a back room, whereupon she started to film them with the resultant footage featured in the aforementioned clip.

Unfortunately, the “very scared” fashionista said that when she arrived in the back room, they forced her to delete all the photos on her phone.

“Thank goodness I managed to save some to the iCloud, but many were lost,” recounted Lima, who said she was upset with the man’s “abusive conduct.”

Listen it's a tough time for malls in the country. COVID killed off retail spots, and the places that did make it through are cutting hours left and right. The Staten Island Mall is open only until 7 at night now. I don't even know what you are supposed to do if you get home from work late and are jammed up needing a new shirt for the weekend, or a pair of socks for a wedding etc. I know I know...Amazon. But something to me about the old school of needing an item like a nice button up shirt and being able to walk into a mall with 5-6 stores at least to choose from helps you figure out the best option. Also you get to try it on in person and leave no doubt how it looks. Plus you can stumble into something you didn't expect and love off the rack. 

Anyway ... it's been a while since I hit the mall to answer the question "what are you doing this weekend?" but I remember it very vividly as a kid of the suburbs and what some of the best parts of going there were. And although, getting out of the house, and goofing around, and having a few laughs with your boys were all top reasons ... the without a doubt top tier reason was to try and meet girls. 

And if you didn’t have the guts to talk to girls you at least turned your head at the ones who were so pretty they were out of your league. It’s been going on forever … literally forever. And we’re banning girls from looking too nice? What are we doing here this is an American past time. What’s next cancelling apple pie and banning football? What a joke . 

Let this girl dress however she wants … clown show. 

Also … the most obvious quote in all of this story is this 

“The security guard’s words were, as follows, ‘As soon as you arrived in those clothes, I was watching you.”

Ummm ya think buddy ? No shit he looked at her. 

Keep telling yourself it was for be a subject of shoplifting and not the backside… or the front side . Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy .