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The Internet Is In Awe Of This Man Who Eats Popeyes Biscuits Like They're Tic Tacs

This is a legitimate superpower. I've never seen anything like the show Dre in Dallas just put on.

For anyone who has never had a Popeyes biscuit for whatever reason, it's the driest food item ever made. I don't know how they're all the same at every single Popeyes or how they're still somehow delicious, but they'll make your mouth feel like the Sahara. To not only down one of those bad boys in one bite, but to then go in straight for the chicken with no drink in between is batshit insane in the most impressive and complimentary way possible.

People are in awe.

And I found myself thinking, "Well maybe he did this once because he knew it would go viral for being so outrageous." Nope. Scroll on Dre's page for about two seconds and you'll see that's just how this man takes his Popeyes biscuits. Like a shot of dry, crumbly goodness.

I love this guy. Just out here casually doing what a novice biscuit eater would call impossible. Absolute legend.