It Must Be Incredibly Difficult To Go To Arizona State And Have To Pick Out A Full Effort Outfit For Class At 7 In The Morning

Another school year has begun and that means it's time to appreciate the genius that is Arizona State sorority girls. I already wrote a blog about Alpha Phi conquering recruitment season behind the best dancer your eyes will likely ever see: 

But it's time to give some flowers to another Alpha Phi at ASU, for an act almost as heroic as dancing in front of a camera that millions of people will see. This one goes to *checks notes* iluvcheeseburgers, who was faced with the daunting task of getting up for class at 6 AM in this morning and having to pick out an outfit. Some people show up in their favorite pair of sweats, my personal preference were some incredibly comfortable and versatile Rhoback joggers (use code YAK), and others show up in full going out fits like it's immediately time to hit Barstool Scottsdale after class. Pick your poison.

Miss Iluvcheeseburgers is the latter, as a 8 am call time for POLISCI 1001 wasn't enough to stop her from putting on the fit of the decade. These eyes are trained, and I'd be remiss to not mention what looks like a Van Cleef necklace on Miss Cheeseburgers' neck. There's a non-zero chance you don't even know what it is, probably because you're too poor to afford one. Myself included, but Drake did rap about it one time about how he broke the Brinks truck to get his right wrist a Van Cleef. My quick journalistic research shows that's at a minimum of $9,500 for that neck piece. A $50 Zara top and $200 Dolls Kill boots is the definition of modest to round out the fit. And who wouldn't wear boots in 104 degree Tempe? It's fashion, find a new slant.

So if I know anything about the Internet, just like the ASU dancer girl, it's that Miss Cheeseburgers is also gonna reach a level of TikTok fame by the end of the school year that warrants a Gaz email for an internship opportunity. We do need people who get the app, and it seems someone who can get a million views on a 7 am outfit of the day on a Monday morning is just that. Imagine what she could do in the middle of the day. Work here starts at 10 am anyway. She already has my recommendation. Good luck out there.