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This Couple Has Gone Viral For Going To See Oppenheimer And Coming Away Horrified Of Watching *Checks Notes* Florence Pugh's Sex Scene

That was…something. To think you go see a three hour movie about the creation of the world's most powerful weapon which was used to vaporize around 200,000 people and you come away at a loss for words regarding checks notes Florence Pugh's breasts.  

I genuinely don't know what's going on in that video —the crazy lady freaking out, not the Florence Pugh gifs. If you've seen the movie, the sex scene honestly was just about as tame as can be. It kinda was just thrown in there randomly, but there's nothing jarring about it whatsoever. Just a completely unremarkable nude scene. Now if they went to go see 'No Hard Feelings' starring Jennifer Lawrence I could understand the reaction. I wouldn't agree of course, but you have more of an argument. THAT scene was unforgettable. 

On first glance that clip comes off as a giant troll. That simply cannot be a string of thoughts coming from a real person. Upon further review of this woman's TikTok it seems her boyfriend had some kind of porn addiction? Addiction might be too strong a word here, I think he just got caught watching porn once so she felt betrayed and now he can't see anymore boobs. No titties for this man. What a crime. 

I guess Tiktok sensors the word "porn" so people say "corn" instead. Hilarious watching her address her followers and say corn is the root of their relationship problems and causing her trauma. What better way to handle that than to create an entire social media account dedicated to humiliating the living shit out of him. Healthy, totally normal behavior. 

What. The. Fuck. 

Dude, run for the hills and don't look back. You have to get out of that relationship and save your life. That's no way to live as a human being. There are seven billion people on this planet, go explore the world and watch all the porn you want in the mean time.