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WOW, Nina Agdal Is Now Banging Mike Trout, Trying To Make Bryce Jealous After He Dumped Her And Got Back Together With His Ex-Fiance

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SAVAGEEEEEE! Most savage move I’ve seen in my entire life. Bryce broke up with Nina. He got back together with his ex-fiance.  And what does she do? FUCKS MIKE TROUT! My mind is spinning. In the history of all time girl moves, this is the top girl move in United States history. Going from one MVP candidate to the other. It’s like a highschool cheerleader who gets dumped by the star QB and then goes to the cross town rival and claims it was her decision. Now, is Bryce jealous? Of course not. She wants him to be because she caught feelings. But he got his piece and dropped her like a bad habit. If anything, this is the resurgence the Nats need. If you play DraftKings, load up on Bryce, it’s going to be a dangerous week for the solar system.

PS: I fundamentally don’t understand how she gets those pants on.

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