The City Of Cleveland Named A Street After Bone Thugs-N-Harmony And It Took Less Than 24 Hours For Some Scoundrel To Steal The Street Sign
Anyone who listened to hip-hop in the 90's and 2000's not only knows Bone Thugs-N-Harmony but probably tried to rap the songs at their middle school dances to impress the ladies. First of the Month, Tha Crossroads, Thuggish Ruggish Bone...I swore if I could just get all the words down pat then every lady would have to want me. It was my dream to be the long lost white member of Bone Thugs. So it was quite traumatic watching that pasty bastard Powder P live out my dream on Ghetto Cowboy.
Anyway, the entire city of Cleveland loves Bone Thugs-N-Harmony like they are our cool uncles. Those are our guys. They repped the shit out of us when they blew up and we will love them forever for it. Well all of Cleveland except one asshole who felt the need to snag the street sign less than 24 hours after it was dedicated to them.
Look, I live near downtown Cleveland and it's commonplace to hear about a friend's car being stolen. If you own a Kia then you probably do not own a Kia any longer because they already stole that shit from you. But stealing the Bone Thugs street sign is a bridge too far and I will not stand for it.
I get that rap was the outlaw music for a lot of us growing up but we're basically all middle-aged men at this point. Listening to songs about selling drugs and murdering people in our car on the way to work while we wear a shirt and tie and drink an iced coffee. Not exactly how Eazy-E imagined all this shit would go if we're being honest.
The members of Bone Thugs are in their late 40s and early 50s. If they get any older they might actually reclassify their music as a barbershop quartet instead of hip-hop on Spotify. Basically I'm saying that whoever stole the sign is guilty of elderly abuse. Leave those poor grandpas alone.
And the add insult to injury the sign was stolen on MGK Day in Cleveland. A day where the entire city shut down in dedication to Machine Gun Kelly and still someone found the time to snag the Bone Thugs sign. We just don't respect our elders like we used to. Sad world.
