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The Proposed Elon Musk And Mark Zuckerberg Fight Is Officially Called Off As Zuck Says He's "Focusing On People Who Take The Sport Seriously"

It's been about a month now of nonstop news about this proposed superfight between Elon and Zuck and it seems it's not going to happen. This may be news to you all since he just posted it on Threads that absolutely no one uses, so let me be the one to deliver you the news in good faith. Elon? Unserious? No chance:

Let's be honest: Zuckerberg would have kicked his ass. The guy installed an octagon in his backyard against his wife's wishes after she spent years cultivating the soil because he loves MMA that much. He's so rich he has nothing else to do but decide to become a generational asskicker and he was training with two of the UFC greats Izzy and Volk. Elon is sitting on Twitter or X or whatever and calling him a cuck and his practice was with the retirement chair of Georges St Pierre for like a week. At least now we don't have to hear about a new update every single day.

All-time that Elon said "actually, let's just do a practice round in your backyard" instead of heading to the rumored Colosseum and getting his ass beat in an arena from 70 AD. Game, set, and match for Zuckerberg, and let's make sure we just go ahead and never talk about this again, after I get my pageviews of course!