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STFU And Fight Already: Elon Gives New Details About His Fight With Zuck Including The Location And Timeframe

Will you two nerds stop blabbering about it and kick the shit out of each other already. For the love of god, I'm sick of hearing about how these two want to fight, might fight, possibly will fight. Let's get this show on the road, we all just want to see you both in pain.

Elon gave "new" details on the fight between him and Zuck this morning including the fact the UFC will not be involved. I hope Dana goes on a press tour shitting on these guys the way he does when any of his other fighters try and do things outside of his organization. I need an hour Joe Rogan podcast with Dana White just tearing these nerds to shreds and saying how po autistic people shouldn't be fighting each other for our entertainment anyway.

He also teased the location, which we all have known since the very beginning of this bullshit started. They are going to fight each other in the Colosseum because they are delusional and see themselves as gladiators and not corny nerd boys that everyone is mocking. 

You can call this thing the fight of the Millennium but I'll call it what it truly is: Two guys who would still be virgins if they weren't rich larping in front of the world. 

And now we find out that we still have months of build up to what is sure to be a complete letdown. We had heard that Elon has shoulder and back issues but apparently he needs surgery to fix the shoulder issue. 

If I have to listen to this douche meme promote his slap fight with Zuck for another half a year I might off myself. Can we tag in Adrian Broner and Conor McGregor for a few weeks to make this thing interesting while Elon rests his 51-year old shoulder.

The only violence that shoulder has ever seen is when Elon beats his meat to screens of binary code so he better let it heal up good. I have to assume the current shoulder damage is from him attempting to pat himself on the back repeatedly for his Twitter rebrand everyone hates. 

The one cool thing that is coming out of this glorified slap fight is the fact all the proceeds will go to veterans.

One particular veteran is already reaping the profits from this fight and that is our own Uncle Chaps. No one capitalizes on a cornball tweet quite the way Chaps does. Well done, sir.

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I don't know how this thing will end I just know we need it to happen asap. The memes and gifs that will come out of this abomination will almost be worth the fact it represents the downfall of society and culture. If the world is going to burn at least entertain me while it happens.