Philly Area Kid 'Chedder Wiz' Better Damn Win This National Mullet Competition Or Life Itself Is Rigged

VOTE HERE: ALL HAIL CHEDDER WIZ

That's it. We've found him. We've found the kid who is not only going to save Pottstown (s/o Trojans who I believe beat us in football 492 - 0) but eventually the great city of Philadelphia, and possibly the world.  It's difficult to identify what "It" is, but Chedder Wiz has IT and then some. 

You can give the kid love for the mullet. You can prop him up for his baseball talent or dominating the Kruker via vibes alone. But you're absolutely going to think all of Cheddy W after seeing the story behind the ol' Billy Ray Cyrus salad: 

Incredible. Chedder Wiz not only deserves a victory in the coveted "USA Mullet Championship: Kids Region", but a place in all of our hearts. Seriously. Sources say Chedder Wiz is already on a travel baseball team at 6-years-old and lives on a 10 acre farm where his Dad built him a back stop and bought a pitching machine. He also goes to speed and agility classes because he "wants to be faster so his Chedder Flow blows in the wind". And his favorite thing is wing night at the Little Oley Tavern, a GREAT establishment in Boyertown, PA everyone should frequent. The kid is more of a legend at 6 than most adults will ever be. Myself included. Let's get Chedder Wiz the W so we can #GreaseThePoles once again. 

VOTE HERE: ALL HAIL CHEDDER WIZ