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How Fucking Brain Dead Are All My Employees?

 

I have an honest question.   How fucking dumb are all my idiot employees?   I’ve literally owned Barstool again for less than 24 hours, they know I’m in town and literally none of them have showed up at the office today before 10am.   I’ve been here since 8am because I’m old and don’t sleep anymore and was reading all the news articles sucking my cock for buying Barstool back.   Anyway back to the point.  Nobody is here.  It was so silent I noticed how silent it was.  And I’m not talking about valuable employees either.  This isn't murderers row of content.   It's not Big Cat, PFT or Alex Cooper.  I’m talking about Smitty, Nate, Glenny Balls, Marty, Rico, Tommy, Klemmer, Rico etc.   Guys I could cut at the drop of a hat and nobody would notice and they’d never find another job like this again.  NONE of them are here. None of them thought to show up maybe early on day 1 of the new regime.   I mean seriously how fucking dumb are these people?   No wonder Penn gave it back to me for pennies on the dollar.     I got the dumbest group of morons who ever lived.