No Movie Will Ever Make A Courtroom Scene As Good As This One

"A Lawyer defends his innocent dog against a giant, evil coffee corporation that hates dogs." 

WOW. Imagine being the minds behind 'To Kill a Mockingbird', '12 Angry Men', 'Kramer vs Kramer', 'A Few Good Men' etc etc etc. Well, most of them are probably dead. But if they were alive, you bet they'd be pissed as all hell knowing that they will never make anything even CLOSE to as good as this. What helps it resonate as well is the fact that this is an inner monologue that we have ALL had. "I can't believe I gotta play $10 bucks just to get to my miserable job" or the alternative that is making a Staples-brand K-cup that your company shelled out 10 cents a pod for. YUCK. Luckily, we got an incredible alternative…