Mark Zuckerberg Says He's Ready To Fight Elon Musk Today And Challenged Him To An August 26th Fight But Elon Is Ducking Him
Zuck trying to cut a UFC style promo here is unreal in what continues to be the biggest potential superfight in sports. It's a good thing these fellas are going at it in the dog days of summer, because once the NFL and Lakers season starts back up no one will give a damn. This story has too many layers, just last week Zuck's wife got mad at him for installing a UFC octagon in their backyard:
And apparently he's got a hefty eating regime:
Meanwhile, Elon is saying he's "working out" but by that I think he means just continuing to fuck with Twitter/X for sport. He did already win the platform war because Threads lasted all of 7 days before everyone decided to never open the app again, so Zuck needs to open a can of whoop ass to get his get back. Zuck by submission in round 1.
