Jennifer Lawrence's Fully Naked Fight Scene From "No Hard Feelings" Is An Award-Worthy Performance

So Hubbs blogged about this scene the other day and I had to tip my cap to J-Law (do people still call her that?) as well as the rest of the No Hard Feelings PR team for getting a story out there promoting a full frontal nudity fight scene for a movie I never would've known existed if it wasn't for said full frontal nudity fight scene. That's just Internet 101 right there for those of us in the, and I quote, "Hard Dick Business, Eddie".

I had to view the scene for myself to see what all the hub bub was about and you can view it here. I'll wait.

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Sorry about that click burglaring but I got bills to pay. I promise you can view the fight scene here in gif form and it's extremely NSFW.

Bonk me if you want, but that scene is worthy of an award. I'm not saying it's worthy of an Oscar or a Golden Globe or any other award Hollywood gives out as they suck their own pompous dicks. But it deserves to take home some sort of trophy for being a evolutionary pioneer of cinema when it comes to fights, just like when The Matrix was doing slo-mo "bullet time" scenes from The Matrix.

I'm not sure what I was supposed to feel during that video, but it clearly wasn't just a serious fight scene. I'm not sure how much extra getting hit in the vagina hurts, but those vag kicks brought in the vibes of the classic short film Man Getting Hit By Football, which lest we forget was up for an award at the Springfield Film Festival.

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So I don't know if this fight actually does get a real award, an internet award, or an MTV Movie Award (if they are even still a thing). But Jennifer Lawrence deserves some sort of hardware on her shelf for that scene to sit next to her Academy Award for Best Actress.