A Shameful Day: Kelly Keegan Wrote About Gigi Hadid Getting Popped For Weed Possession In The Cayman Islands And Didn't Include ANY Smut In The Blog
Gigi Hadid was arrested and charged with possessing marijuana and drug paraphernalia after she flew to the Cayman Islands from the U.S. last week.
The supermodel, 28 - who was traveling with pal Leah Nicole McCarthy - arrived in a private jet at Owen Roberts International Airport on July 10 and went through customs with her luggage - with Customs & Border Control agents finding a 'small amount of ganja and utensils used for the consumption of ganja after scanning her belongings.
The marijuana was determined to be for 'personal use only' - but Hadid and McCarthy were arrested on charges of importation of marijuana and importation of utensils to smoke the cannabis.
Kelly Keegan just wrote a blog on this and touched on all the important points. Shit like how it's insane that weed is still illegal in certain (most?) places, how people that fly private jets can do anything they want in them and Portnoy not responding to a text message.
Yada fucking yada. You can read her blog here.
I already had a blog written on the subject but was cucked by Kelly. One could say her blog being published over mine is yet another example of our simp editors being simp editors (or she started it first, not sure), but here's what I had to say on the matter:
I know the whole legal weed movement is still relatively young and it wasn't THAT long ago where people were still brainwashed into thinking it's is some illicit narcotic on the same scale as meth or heroin. For instance, this scene in Breaking Bad always makes me laugh:
Skylar shits her pants in a total mom/wife sorta way when Walt admits it's his weed and not Jesse's. Starts throwing Hank and Hank's profession around, says she's gonna rat on him, etc. etc. etc.
Fast forward to 2023 and 99% of people at the Windy City Smokeout have joints hanging out of their ears, a lot of them being purchased very legally by walking into one of the 19 gazillion dispensaries littered across the city and state.
Headlines like these will always make me laugh though. I know I'm preaching to the choir here as I'm sure 99% of the deadbeat illiterates reading this blog are stoned, laying in bed in their underwear and totally NOT working, but what in the FUCK are we talking about with weed? That's a sincere question: how is it the year 2023 and people are still getting popped for weed possession?
It boggles my mind! Poor, poor Gigi. What in the hell is she gonna do? Are we going to have to send President Biden after the Cayman Island government like we did with Britney Griner? Is Gigi ever going to be able to work again? Her whole life if FUCKED with these kinda charges!
Just kidding. She'll keep throwing up heater after heater after heater on her IG. She'll be A-OK
Whose blog is better? You be the call. Just know that she made the cardinal blogging mistake of not including a pictorial of the smoke subject's IG in the blog to quell the insatiable appetite for SMUT that our readers have….
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