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Jason Luv Says He F****d Adam22's Wife Better Than He Does in a Barbara Walters Style Sit Down Interview

Finally, we've gotten an answer to the question we've all been asking since watching the Lena The Plug/Jason Luv pornography that our progressive king Adam22 so kindly allowed to happen. That question of course is, "Was the creampie planned?"

Turns out, Lena The Plug simply hadn't been stretched out in a while. And as he plainly states in the interview, Jason Luv so graciously "did all the stretching". Whilst doing the stretching, Mr. Luv's dick went numb. Tale as old as time. We've all been there. Next thing you know, you remove your numb 13-inch dick and, you have a creampie on your hands penis.

I'm not saying that every single pornography should end with a sit down Barbra Walters style interview with whoever the Johnny Sins of that particular pornography was, but at least 95% of them should. When you're done watching porn, you don't just close your laptop, clean yourself up, and go on with your day as if nothing ever happened. You have questions. Was the transition to reverse cowgirl at the 7 minute mark a creative choice by the director? Was it an instinctive choice made by the actors? Did the sleezy man standing in the corner of the room with dark sunglasses and loose sweatpants who nobody knows why he's there make any contributions? What exactly is a creampie anyways? These are the post-nut questions we all want answers to. 

It doesn't have to be long. Maybe even just a quick Patrick Mahomes style press conference where a reporter, or even a roomful of reporters ask questions regarding the key moments of the fuck, what he/she wishes they would have done differently, if the man thinks he lays dick better than the husband of the woman he was having sex on camera with, etc.

Maybe post-porn interviews can be Barstool Sports' next endeavor. Unless interviewing porn stars isn't a route Penn National Gaming would feel comfortable going in.

Also, shoutout Jason Luv for confidently saying he fucked Adam22's wife better than he could. That's the type of attitude I want to see from a porn star. That's how you know he's got what it takes in this league.