Bully Heart: Stoolie Drives A Stranded Jersey Jerry Home All The Way From Pittsburgh To New Jersey In A Heartwarming Story Of New Friendship

There's been some time all great duos in this world. Mario and Luigi. Bert and Ernie. Batman and Robin. Gaz and E11EVEN Miami. And Sunday, we may have gotten our first glimpse at the next iconic one. Jersey Jerry was stranded in Pittsburgh after committing to a softball charity match that he left work a week early for, and in came his guardian angel Justin. 

We hear a lot about bully hearts these days. That unwavering, limitless drive to get things done no matter the cost. None have more than this Stoolie Justin who decided it was time to take manners into his own hands by driving Jerry 7 hours home to New Jersey at 2 in the morning. Not all heroes wear capes, some of them wear Barstool quilted hoodies. 

It was always the road trip for Jerry and Justin, who apparently wasn't phased in the slightest by Jerry's fatigue from his long trip:

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Stoolies are the best man. Look at this guy after going 12 rounds with I-76:

Definition of cool as a cucumber. In the old Barstool days, he may have had a lifetime contract on his desk by the time he got back to Pittsburgh. These days, he's got a new lifelong brother in Jersey Jerry and apparently, their story isn't over yet:

How can you not be romantic about Jerry and Justin?