Little Girl Absolutely SMOKED A Politician In The Head With A Water Balloon

Back and to the left. Back and to the left. 

I did some research and this was not actually Mike Pence. It's the Nassau county, New York executive Bruce Blakeman. But that doesn't make it any less awesome in my book.

This girl has a Howitzer attached to her shoulder. Her accuracy would make Ichiro jealous. Just an assassin who would easily lead MLB in outfield assists. 

There are so many things about this video I love. First is the dad recording the video who gives her the, "go!" Not only does she know she's got the OK to unload on this guy, but that the camera is rolling to capture all the magic. And before you say it's disrespectful, there are water balloons raining down all around them. It's apparently a tradition at the Stewart Manor 4th of July parade.

The fact this dad gave her the "all go" signal and had the phone recording means he knew she was going to snipe that old blue hair with ease. That's a dad who has played a ton of catch with his daughter.

Then there is the look on the girl's face and the dude standing next to her.

Her face screams "never a doubt" as she tosses her next projectile up like a closer tosses a rosin bag around on the mound. And the dude next to her has an expression that screams, "holy shit I just witnesses a murder."

But at the same time kudos to Mr. Blakeman who took that shit like a champ. He smoothed the old hair back and kept on trucking. Didn't even look back. A pro's pro. I'd save that footage for my reelection campaign. A true man of the people. 

Very rare you find content that fits the "win-win-win" category but this one does. Kudos to all involved.