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The Barstool Office Is Filled With Disgusting Humans Who Wipe Their Ass, Fold That Same Shit Toilet Paper, Then Wipe Again

Kenjac blogged this earlier, but I wanted to expand upon it on the blog. Everyone go watch or listen to this episode of The Bracket because this is quite literally the most disgusting thing you can do. I know there is a long argument of when you wipe if you sit or stand and I thought that was it. I thought that the discussion would end there. Nope these vile human beings made me now realize that there are people just walking around with poop in their butt. 

This man first said that he wipes from crack to sack and that is absolutely insane because he is just having his ball sack be a backboard for all of his shit. I thought that was going to be it. Then couldn't believe that he also wipes his ass, folds the paper over it and then wipes his ass again. He is making a poopie sandwich every time he goes to the bathroom! 

I am all for saving the environment. Do whatever you want to do save some water. But wipe your ass, put that toilet paper in the toilet and get more to keep wiping. We live in a society here people! Don't wipe your ship with more shit. 

Not much surprises me anymore but we all need to be wiping the same. Did parents potty train these people to be different or does Papa Beers also wipe his ass like this? I have no answers. I am actually stunned by this and not much can stun me anymore. I am just more disappointed in the world after hearing this news than anything.

Full episode here: