Mark Zuckerberg Is Training With UFC Champs Israel Adesanya And Alexander Volkanovski And Elon Might Be Finished

I don't have a dog in the potential superfight between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, but after seeing this photo, Musk is absolutely finished. Not enough MMA training in the world that Elon can download using Neuralink to defeat the type of training Zuck is putting in. While Elon sits on Twitter and calls him a cuck and asks for a dick measuring contest, Zuck is out there putting in work with two of the baddest men on the planet. Now let's look at who Elon has been training with:

Come on man. Georges St-Pierre? GSP is like 50 years old, and while they say you don't ever lose technique, gimme Izzy and Volk as training partners over him any day. Who else can he train with? Andrew Tate? The Zuck photo is a little crazy though, why does he look photoshopped in? Something tells me Zuck is taking this a lot more personally than Elon. Bro took his comments to heart and now he really wants to wipe the floor with him. I know the potential fight doesn't look any better with this whole Threads v Twitter and potential lawsuits thing, but if there is a God please give us this fight. I'm actually scared to see the PPV numbers on this sorta thing because it would be astronomical. I know Dana says he doesn't do "gimmick fights", but there's a reason he's pushing hard for this one to happen.

Now that I think about it, I might be team Zuck anyway because of that stupid rate limit shit that ruined Twitter for about three days. Elon probably deserves an ass beating for that and I fear Zuck is the only guy who will get the opportunity. Zuck by KO in round 2.