Drew Carey Once Again Proves He Is The Best By Buying Every Hollywood Writer On Strike Lunch At Bob's Big Boy

Will Burge6/23/2023 6:40 PM

Score another one for us good guys from Cleveland. Drew Carey is the best and if you need any proof just look at his current employer. You don't get to be the host of The Price is Right without being the best. They don't entrust just anyone with the eyeballs of millions of kids faking sick and staying home from school for the day.

Drew Carey has been making major cheddar for a really long time and normally that would go to someone's head. But the only thing fake about Drew now is his glasses - he had Lasik surgery and doesn't need them any more, but still wears them as a fashion accessory. Drew was reportedly making $750k per season at the end of The Drew Carey show. And now he's reportedly making just a tiny bit more...

TheThings.com - Although Drew has been tight-lipped about his salary, Celebrity Net Worth reports that he earns a whopping $12.5 million per year hosting The Price Is Right.

It ain't trickin' if you got it.

If you were to make a list of the coolest people on earth you have to include Drew and he would probably be the only person on there not considered hot. He's not worried about being in shape or getting plastic surgery. No, he' got on some mid ass suits and still makes the ladies wet when whenever they step up to spin the wheel.

I also love that he chose Bob's Big Boy as the place to buy Hollywood writer's lunch. First of all, half of them are Vegan so it was a very fiscally responsible decision. Second, Bob's Big Boy fucks.

Honestly, I didn't even know those were still around. When I used to hang out at Bowling Green State University we would go to Big Boy all banged up super late and terrorize the wait staff. They would put up with our drunks asses causing a scene until they delivered those sweet sweet burgers to shut us the fuck up.

I bet Drew doesn't even realize that buying everyone lunch at a burger chain that may or may not be going out of business is the most midwestern thing he can do. They probably wanted sushi or some kind of gluten free impossible meat bowl with avocado sauce and Drew is like, "fuck that go have some dead cow served by a middle-aged woman who just got done ripping a heater out back."

And you know he is tipping exactly 18%. I'm also going to guess he has some kind of punch card and gets a free burger for every 10 he buys. Just as Cleveland as it gets.

By the way have you ever noticed how much Drew Carey and John Fanta look alike?