KCP Is A Lock To Be The Drunkest Man At The Nuggets Parade If He Keeps Doing Chugging Contests Vs Fans And Breaking Out The Stone Cold
Every parade I sort of take a guess at who will be the MVP. By MVP I mean who will be the drunkest person there. There's no shame in it, these guys should be partying their asses off. They've reached the peak of their sport and deserve every right to be absolutely shithoused. Right now the early favorite is KCP. Look at the man. If he starts getting some of that into his mouth and not all over his face and chest he's going to be drunk as balls before this thing is over.
Then again, he does have some stiff competition from his coach:
Good to see a coach drink. Can't be buttoned up all the time. But this is about KCP. A man of the people getting the fans involved. Everyone wants to chug beers and do it with their favorite players. He should find someone at every stop and start chugging. Make it a tournament and win again. Then you have a great excuse for being the drunkest man at the parade.
Vet move from KCP though to lose the shirt. No need for that when it's doused in beer. Just go shirtless, pour some water on you to get the sticky beer feel off and onto the next one. That's a two-time champ right there. Veteran leadership I'd even say. Plus the Stone Cold is a staple. Everyone wants to do that at least once in their life and it always plays.
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