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Skell Of The Week: This "Thoughtful" Jerk Who Saved A Spot For His Wife

SKELL! ASSHOLE! LOSER! DOPE! SELFISH ! Insert any word you want here, this guy is trying to be the nice husband ... he's a (insert Staten Island accent) Jerkgggoffff! 

Saving a spot for your wife when spots are limited is a slap in the face to everyone who battles for spots in that area and has to deal with the wars of parking. It's a selfish move, and makes it look like you don't have to wait like everyone else, nor do you have to be bothered with the everyday hassle everyone else does. I haven't seen a form of elitism like this since Francis broke Frank the Tank's Edwin (Edlose) Diaz special edition bobblehead. 

Parking is one of those things people think they can write the rules to. They think the spot in front of their house is always theres... it's not. Especially on busy streets. They think they can save spots like this asshole, and worst ...worst of all is the losers in Philly who on a public street put a cone or a chair in a spot and then try to save it for the entire day. Like I didn't dig out the same spot right behind you. They are animals ... they will key your car like they own the spot ... dude it's a public street. Shut up ... you don't get to save shit. 

There's a few suggestions on how to punish this asshole .. and to me none are severe enough. 

NY Post- “This makes me so mad and it has nothing to do with me,” one wrote.

Many suggested using a bird feeder or scraps of bread to attract wildlife, which could defecate on the man’s badly parked car.

“You don’t even have to hang a bird feeder. Just throw peanuts around his car, the crows will come,” one user said.

“Work with the neighbors and get the whole row angle-parked. Blue beetle will be the only one that can’t get out,” one person suggested.

“Block them in. If they love that spot so much they can stay there,” another replied.

There's a special place in hell for people who think they are too good to wait in line like the rest of us, or deal with the struggles like us.If I waited … you gotta wait. No cuts. No bullshit. It's why I go bizzerk when people try to cut in on my for exit ramps, or when people think they can just ask a question while I'm doing my order at a bagel store.This is my time, you had your time. Without waiting in line, this country has no order. You don't get to save spots pal.