Advertisement

Napoli Fans Gave Manager Luciano Spalletti The Most Thoughtful Good Bye Gift ... The Steering Wheel And CD's From His Car They Stole In 2021

Giving gifts is tough man. You gotta figure out what you haven't given to someone, what they actually want and then guess right. It's not easy. This isn't just for significant others too. What do you give your manager who is leaving after winning Serie A? 

Well that answer is simple. You regift. That's right. You give him back the steering wheel and CD's from his car that you stole in 2021. It's the thought that counts. Who cares if you were protesting his removal and wanting him to leave the club back then? 2021 is basically a lifetime ago. 

Can't call them liars. They gave him back part of the car with him leaving. Those are men, albeit fucking crazy ass men, who don't tell a lie. Spalletti is rich enough to go buy another car and have it replaced with that steering wheel. He can feel comfortable again, because everyone knows their spot on their own driving wheel. You can basically feel the finger marks all over it. 

I need to know why they even kept this shit. I'm assuming just in case he sucked again and they wanted to prove a point? But either way, this is the new bar in gift giving. You need to hold onto memories and give them back. Sentimental and thoughtful from start to finish.