You Know Winning La Liga Is A Big Deal When Porn Star Eva Elfie Stops Everything To Join In On The Celebration From Her Balcony
I'm not saying there's much here, just Eva Elfie jumping up and down. But the point is winning La Liga is a big deal. Who cares if it's the 27th time Barcelona win it. I don't see (searched Barstool once) any other times a porn star joined in on the celebrations. She could be doing literally anything else. But nope, that's how awesome parades are when you win. Parades other times are incredibly pointless. I promise you, you won't catch me at a parade unless it's my neighborhoods 4th of July golf cart parade and that's because my sons want to drive around in it. Suburb life ain't too shabby.
I digress here. This is about Barcelona and Eva Elfie, not golf carts and how sweet they are. Frankly, this is how you do a parade though. You do it from your balcony. You don't have to be elbow to elbow with other people. You can go sit down and wait for the 30 seconds of the team passing you by. You have a bathroom to use, cold drinks, food, etc. I know fans are different, especially in Europe - they don't eat nachos I believe - but standing outside like that for a parade is just insane.
So congrats to Barcelona. Real Madrid might be alive in Champions League still, but you beat them in La Liga. You get bragging rights over rivals and that's what matters. You had Eva Elfie on her balcony jumping for you. All in all a decent season.
